2009年 02月の記事
Drinking Coffee In…
You can’t check your mail in a vacuum. “You know how when planes crash, everybody frantically dons hip-waders and jumps into the swamp in search of the little black box that was stored beneath the pilot’s seat? The little box that recorded the whoosh. Well, I was kind of thinking that, that is what comets are…you know… [...]...
Dance Lesions
WE ARE IN A DANCEHALL IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. CRICKETS AND STARS DO STILL EXIST IN CASE WE LIVE IN SOME BIG CITY AND MICROWAVE EVERYTHING. A man wearing a square hat is handed a megaphone by his wife? Slowly the throb of crickets and stars is magnified until the beer in the glass [...]...
the comfort of a c…
a cold pillow cools one’s mind before the slip. it is similar to dipping an egg into ice water after boiling it. the quick decrease in temperature prevents your brain from sticking to your skull. but please do exercise extreme caution in the depths of winter for frozen feathers act as anti-quills and suck the darkness from [...]...
Obake
Post potluck swimmer’s cramp at the coral beach with a gut full of cauliflower suds, the black tide of a blank tape heats my hairy calf. A belch reverberates off the obake in the form of white shadows across my watermelon rind halo. ...
Box O' Lava
A computer is just a box o’ lava. Once it cools, it’s just weight. Well, actually a box o’ lava is slightly more preferable…because if you have a box o’ lava, that probably means you are relatively nearby a geothermal hot spring, and those are good for soaking your feet in after carrying that stupid [...]...
Joke for sale : 1…
Don’t you find it hilarious that you can prune a plum tree? I also find it very funny that you can “raise” chickens “in” a grape vine coop. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Hee Hee Hee Hee. Ho Ho HEE HAW. ...
2009-02-22 |
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Sofie's Adventures…
Last week, Sofie and I went to the YRG Cafe in Tokushima City, and brought them some KAIR postcard sets to sell. Now people who have trouble making the trek up to Kamiyama can still buy the cards. ...
The Racetrack Is A…
I used to only gamble at the racetrack, because I felt as if I had an advantage…it wasn’t pure chance…I mean, I could see which horse was a winner just by looking at its eyes and whether or not it was fed diuretics by its trainer. But, then I became bored and broke and one evening [...]...
Berries on a Blade
Gambling was invented to determine which berries were good for pie and which berries were good for seizures. Blades were invented a couple of days later when no one would volunteer to be the first to eat the unknown berries. ...
2009-02-20 |
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【最新情報】「森と木のプロジェクト－…
（↑ From フィンランドセンターマガジン[コイヴ] vol.７ winter 2009-2009） 2009年４月から５月にかけて、フィンランドと日本の作家３名が、...
Blind Push
Through the dawn fog, she pushes towards the glow, then feels the engine splash coffee against her gastroesophageal sphincter. ...
February Forestry …
On February 15 (Sunday) starting at 9:00, we had our monthly Awafu Forestry Management day. ...
inside the plum bl…
With a wad of pickled plum chewing gum stuck behind my ear, I picked up a peck of blossoms and laced up my cleats. Tomorrow is the first day of spring training for my plum blossom baseball league…I’m kind of nervous because the gangsters chose me to make the balls for this season…why me? because Charlie [...]...
