September, 2009
expanding horizons with a pliers
at the age of 17 i went off to war. at the age of 8 ...
i eat television soap operas
maple syrup shampoo and the lotion of another echo chamber, these are in her designer ...
what do you believe in?
in a lab, burning food. testing how many calories a ham and lettuce sandwich contains.
the internet reminds me of junior high ...
1 cup amateurs posing as experts. 2 tbsp pimples. 1 tsp. insufficient means to communicate what’s really ...
here we go again
the river flowed into his thermos and the sky pulled off his shirt walking out on ...
junior citizen
would you like a promotion? would you like a raise? would you trade a synthetic ...
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you know how many times somebody has had that exact same thought you had while ...
sugar ration
nearing completion, you slow down in order to savour. if required, you spit in the ...
school of soft knocks
they say you can become a master of anything if you devote 10000 hours to ...
popping pimples poolside: an image shot out of a whirring hunk of gears and glowing ...
the heat rash halo of a peachy teenybopper will be peeled off in the indigo ...
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blueberry pancakes stuffed in her back pockets were intended for lunch but also serve as ...
meals on wheels
many of the chefs in the prison freelance as meals-on-wheels drivers on the nights they ...
jail spice
a caterpillar soaked in freshly melted mountain ice adds a welcome bitter accent to the ...
nogyo
the farmer at the center of the gyroscope never loses focus, not even when the ...
the optometrist's dungeon
deep in the heart of a melon in the heart of Okinawa is an army ...
ABSOLUTELY NOT
4 scientists walk out of a pizzeria. The streetlights switch on. “There is no absolute zero…when ...























