“yesterday, after i dug up a ton of the ocean floor, i went looking through dumpsters inside the casino by the mountain.”

“what did you find?  any muffins?”

” i found a handheld price sticker machine  thing that used to be used by employees of convenience stores.”

“oh, those are  rare!  did you sell it?”

“no, i would’ve, but i couldn’t get the darn thing to put a sticker on itself.”

“oh, i see, a paradox…let’s go to the garden and put prices on the bugs.”