here’s one guest pass to the debut of Lobster Lipstick.

print this out and hang it above the entrance to your bedroom.  

you will know when the performance is about to begin because Lobster Lipstick will  develop its own intense gravitational pull equal to or greater than that of the earth.  it is at this time that you should remove the guest pass from above your bedroom entrance…and then bring it to the stadium nearest your bed.  this pass is good for one drink and one polaroid of you holding Lobster Lipstick.